CHEERING UP MY MUM

 As I said the other day, Mum has been sad because our friend Gary is not around anymore. So because I love my mum. and I loved Gary, I had to find a way to cheer her up.

Yes, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I should dig some more dancing holes for Will. When he steps into one of them and starts dancing and yelling my name, it cheers everyone up. It's just not possible to be sad when Will is dancing, yelling and crashing into things.


I never understood why he bothered filling them in. It's not like I wouldn't dig others whenever I wanted to.

So I put a few new ones in on the path Will takes when he covers himself with water every morning. Mum was having her cup of tea when he stepped into the first one. The dancing started immediately, and mum laughed a little bit.

That made me feel very good. I like making mum laugh. I think Will does too. Why else would he step into my dancing holes? It's not like he's blind.


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