NOISY WILL

Will has been making a lot of noise lately.I think it has to do with this giant box he is making to stop the sun from shining on the concrete where I warm myself. For someone who complains about the cold so much he spends a lot of time blocking out the sun.


When I go to check out what he is making, he makes more noise and I have to aim my ears backwards to keep much of it out. The things he hangs on to, to make the giant box are very very noisy.

He also yells my name a lot. Usually when he yells my name he wants me to come to him, or he is thanking me for digging him another dancing hole.

I'm unclear why he is yelling my name when I am already near him. Maybe he like the sound it makes. I know he likes the big box he has made because he shows it to everyone and when he does that these people buy bacon and give me some of it.

I feel like I'm winning here.




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